Back from Vacation and then some

Hey stalkers!
I got back from "vacation" on Sunday. had fun. was very very very very busy and constantly going, but it was fun. Lets see the run down.
Thursday
Dropped off Pearlann @ my moms, Arrived at hotel after stopping for dinner in town and then turning around to come back to get kyle cell phone (which he misplaced 3 more times ON the trip) Got a crying phone call from Pearlann saying she wanted to go home.
Friday
We woke up about 8ish, had breakfast hit 4 outlet stores, a flea market, and arrived at Old Town at 1030, they don't open til 11. Wondered around Old Town til they did start to open, came up with a game plan. We then went to Downtown Disney just a smallish place, well actually downtown Disney includes, the Marketplace, which is a lot of Disney shops, then that connects to pleasure Island, and that to West Side. my legs HURT after that. Then we went to hotel and changed and then went to Old Town for drinks.and more wandering around
Saturday
Slept in didn't get moving til about 1030. Had Breakfast int he hotel. then went to Premium Outlets. I love to window shop! (poor kyle doesn't) then Went to the Florida Mall. Then got lost for 2 hours looking for Dickie's Outlets, which is in PRIME outlet mall. lol. Found that, realized it was in that mall said ok we will do this tomorrow. Then went to hotel swapped cloths in less then 5 minutes (this included dress, heels, and make up and hair {i know I'm proud too}) then went to Capones Dinner Theatre. it was a BLAST! Unlimited Drinks, all you can eat (no i did not get trashed) I did get trash talked about my cleavage though. LOL. got back to hotel about midnight.
Sunday
Up about 9 had breakfast at a buffet hit the PRIME outlet stores. and then we went home. Where kyle then had to pack up for North Carolina for work.
And that's our "vacation" our legs HURT!
Monday tho My friend Stephanie hooked me up with some Shape-ups. lol, my legs now hurt more LOL.

Today was nice, played tag with the kids, brought them to the mall play park, got McD's as a little treat. As i Laid Onyx down i realized he was laying on cars sheets, on a cars pillow, covered with a cars sheet, cars blanket, a cars towel (yes a towel) drinking a cars cup while wearing a cars shirt. it was really rather cute. Tomorrow is a Hair cut.

Good Night friends and stalkers.
Brightest Blessings.

a day of horomones and more memories

Hormones suck giant hairy monkey balls. Just so that everyone knows. Ever feel just like you have missed everything? I have been a stay at home mom since last October. Yet, everything becomes routine, to where you forget how special things are. Memories i realized i had today in the few short hours i was home while the kids were awake.
I got off work at 4pm, got home about 415. Onyx ran yelling to the front door "MOMMY! YOU HOME! Hi Mommy!" he ran and gave me a hug. It was sweet. I picked him up and got an ever bigger hug. He didn't want me to put him down. But alas i had to cook dinner.
Random Memories
Onyx telling Pearlann he loves her
Onyx getting in the bath with arm floaties
Pearlann singing ABCs while i brushed her hair
watching them stand in their bedroom window yelling (in a funny cute way) outside at the same time to the kids out side
laying on pearlann's bed while both kids sit on my back bouncing
hearing pearlann on the phone with "cindawewa" say "sure" and telling onyx "quiet im on the phone"
my kids telling knock knock jokes, even onyx trying LOL
Pearlann covering me up on her bed, giving me her pillow
then onyx taking my hand and pulling me over to his bed to cuddle, then him pushing me off his bed LOL
Watching princess sing alongs w my two munchkins on their beds
Onyx pointing out the parts on my face
playing tag chasing the kids through the house
reading onyx a Dr. Suess book
hearing onyx laugh when i give him a squeaky kiss
seeing his big bright white smile that could make the Grinch's heart grow 3 sizes
hearing onyx say I love you
Pearlann begging for me to lay her down to bed
Pearlann wanting me to sing her a lullaby
and a good night kiss.

many great memories today.
Today is my 4 year anniversary.

Making Memories

Ever since i started working again, i notice i am missing the kids more. I feel like i dont see themalmost at all. When i come home from work i ask kyle what he did. He usually says nothing. So i always ask, "well what kind of memories did you make with the kids?" Last night he replied back with "what kind of memories did you make?" So every day i am gonna make a new memory with my children.

Today Onyx and I went to the Verizon Wireless store to get my phone replaced. He was such a good boy. He took some stuff off the racks, but he put them back when ever i asked him too. He made me very proud. When it was time to go tho, i told him to pick up one last thing, he told me no and went to walk away, i caught him, the Verizon guy came up and said "He's ok I got it." i responded with "I'm teaching a lesson." The Verizon guy seemed stunned and walked away. Onyx picked it up and put it back all by himself after another lil "where does this go?"

Then we went to walmart to pick up a few items before my annual "honeymoon" trip. I went to the toy section first. He picked out a $1 recorder (even tho he already has 2 LOL). Well i grabbed 2 of the fourth of july sets of plastic bowls and he decided to "drum" them. He hands me the recorder all cute like, and says "PLAY!" So i played the recorder through out the store while he banged on the bowls.

Then we got $2 worth of 25 cent balls from the machine. He was such a HAPPY CAMPER!

Pearlann was shopping with grandma carol making thier own memories.

when 2 stay at home moms get bored

My good friend, michelle sent me a text message of
"I'm Bored. Entertain me"
So i started a story

Trin- "Once upon a time there was..."

Michelle - "A frog that was once a


Trin- Troll who had angered the laughing witch by


Michelle- Making her want to have


His giant


Pretty peen in her.


He put it in her virgin hand and she


Stroked his lenght as a bead


Of sweat fell from his forehead. He then


Leaned into kiss her on the


Teet. She then slapped his


Face as he gave her the best


Squirt of jizz in her


Eye as she tried to


Duck. Thus upsetting her. She turned him into


A frog with a gaint pretty peen.


That wouldn't let him


Hop away so he had to service her by


means of his long tounge and peen that no longer could


Go down. As he pushed into her, she


Laughed because he wouldn't orgasm and jizz unless


She grabbed his smooth


Peen and let a princess


Ride his tounge until she


Creamed on his face but alas the witch


Would not find a princess because she didn't want


To share her prized sex slave then one day


As the witch was in the middle of


Getting her 4th daily pleasure. She heard


A girl yell that she needed a


A teacher to learn how to


Ride a peen bareback.


The witch was so impressed by the princess's


Blow job skills. As she watched her


Service the local ogre. The witch watched the princess's tits bounce as


She slid her toungue along the orge's dick and sac. Spit was


Hanging from her mouth then the ogre


Grunted as he creamed all over her mouth as the princess


Swallowed all she could. Some of the jizz


dripped down her chin. As the witch leaned in she licked the salty cream from
 
And thus ended todays part of the story, just wanted to share lol, yeah it was suppose to be something cute and funny, but sigh, tells you where our minds were

Potty Training Adventure of a Proud Mother

So pearlann had 3 days of not going on the toilet PERIOD. Then, the house went back to normal, where it was only mommy again. daddy is away, Gma at work. Back to the grind. She went monday morning like nothing ever happened over the weekend. Fine by me. Tuesday just another day, goes wonderfully to go pee. Suddenly, while onyx napped, Pam was quiet with her doll house.... then i hear a Grunt... " Pearlann need to go poop on the potty?" "N-ooooo....ugh" I walk out the room, to see a sweaty and redfaced daughter. I tell her to go sit on the potty. she obliges me. She is constipated... pretty good. she had 3 tiny poops in her pants, not enough to really count.

I sit her up on the toilet, set her up with a TV tray and carry in her doll house, and bring her a cup of "koolaid". This is also known as mommy mixed your drink with Magnesium Citrate, a mild laxitive. I wait. I expect at LEAST 30 mins. I walk out to smoke a cigarette. I hear "MOMMY!! PEARLANN DID IT!!!!" from the front porch. I assume ok a tiny poop again. I come in and say great job, keep going. Walk back out to take another drag, and come back in. She says she's all done. I sigh, thinking great she is gonna finish in her pants, be cause she is impatient like her mother (not that i poop my pants lol). I take her off....

Now of COURSE i'm going to LOOK! What would anyone do.

I looked and flipped out! I was jumping and giving her hugs! I mean this was a SINGLE turd her DADDY would be proud of! Daddy size! I didnt know what else to do....

So I took a picture on my cell. I didnt just leave it at that... i then sent said picture to friends and family. Now this wasnt the cute oh my Daughter sitting on the toilet picture nooooooooo..... This was the inside the toilet.

The response to this picture varied from the nice friends sending a text back saying "good Job Pam!", to my husband saying "I really didnt need to see that.", to the phone calls of my mother "did you REALLY just send me a picture of your daughters poop??????"

Yes, I am a PROUD mother.

Potty Training Dilema

Pam for the past 3 days, has quit going potty in the toilet. She was doing soooo good. She pad even went "poopy" in the toilet last week. I'm so confused. She was doing great, was basically done. Now, she QUIT. She is using the potty pants like a Diaper. I cant have that. What do i do? sigh, so today i decided to try big girl underwear. We will see how that works. sigh, anyone have any advice?

Sleepless in Tampa

So as I have trouble sleeping, I'm playing on mini (my netbook) and watching the dvr of the Mentalist, I hear a noise. My daughter is talking in her sleep.  "Yay, i did it." Now this is something she says when she goes pee. Followed by, "No, it's all gone." Constant random things over and over. It's cute, yet i wonder is it good for her to have this type of interupted sleep? She takes long naps, and i think this might be why.

ok i need to go, shes suddenly walking in her sleep.